>A New Version of the Bible

Image: The Lolcat Bible

Guess what? There is a new version of the Bible coming to the market soon. The Lolcat Bible will be published in 2010. I have decided to give you an introduction to this new translation by reproducing below the beloved and well-known Psalm 23.

Lolcat Bible
Psalm 23

1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.

2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.

3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.

4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin’ mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.

5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.

6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.

I guess, I will keep on using the NIV.

Claude Mariottini
Professor of Old Testament
Northern Baptist Seminary


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3 Responses to >A New Version of the Bible

  1. Jim Linville says:

    >You will never get him to admit it, but Jim West is on the editorial board (responsible for rubbing cat ears and spelling).


  2. >Jim,I don't doubt it, because I think Jim West is a cat lover.Claude Mariottini


  3. >Dear Crosthwaite,Thank you for this information, but what has the doctrine of the virgin birth to do with this new translation?Claude Mariottini


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