|The Girl of His Dreams|
A guy named Adam Pacitti is looking for the girl of his dreams.
This is how Adam described their first encounter:
I crept towards her, grasping the Old Testament in my hand. I lifted it up above my head with the intention of striking her but as I did so she turned to face me. I froze. In front of me was the most beautiful girl that I’ve ever seen, ever. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing (and still can’t, to be honest) as I stood there motionless looking her up and down. She was incredible. She was gorgeous. She was absolutely, genuinely perfect. She smiled at me and said “Hello, I’m so glad you’re here”, and then kissed me.
How romantic! Meeting the girl of his dreams with the Old Testament in his hand. Above is a drawing of the girl of Adam’s dreams. Now, for you to find out the reason he was planning to strike her with the Old Testament, you will have to read the rest of the story.
Professor of Old Testament
Northern Baptist Seminary