>Suing God

>I cannot believe that someone would sue God, but somebody did. Since the reason for the lawsuit and the argument against God is so ridiculous, I have decided to reprint the whole news report published by the Associated Press:

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) _ A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator’s lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn’t properly served due to his unlisted home address.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God. He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.

On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

“Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice,” Polk wrote.

Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he’s found a hole in the judge’s ruling.

“The court itself acknowledges the existence of God,” Chambers said Wednesday. “A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God’s omniscience.”

Therefore, Chambers said, “Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.”

Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn’t decided yet.

Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits. He skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians.

If we follow Chambers’s argument, that the court acknowledged the existence of God, that settles the question: God exists.

Claude Mariottini
Professor of Old Testament
Northern Baptist Seminary

Tags: , , ,

Bookmark and Share var addthis_pub = ‘claude mariottini’;

This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to >Suing God

  1. >This is similar to an Ally McBeal episode, except that was more thoughtful and less crazy.-JAK

    Like

  2. >Justin,Thank you for this information. It seems that some people just have a thing for suing God.Claude Mariottini

    Like

Leave a comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.